The Dark Sea Update Sucks

Game Discussion
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ASS guys and Gravy guys really eating good when Purge week happens

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Too much darkness. 4.5/10

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If I may enlighten you, I think that’s the whole point of the dark sea.

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Yeah, but there’s a photon of other things I’d complain about as well.

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if you feel like sharing these issues with me I could possibly light the way to an explanation.

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Do you sea a lot of girls there?

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Could you possibly dismiss all the major issues lumin over this update?

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Yeah the sirens but they tried to eat me :pensive:

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So they really liked you!

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I would be delighted to.

first of all, I think that we need to realize that the dark sea is dark because of all the magic energy that radiates from the epicenter.

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…Yeah!

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Bro you’ve used the word light three times now, I think I’ll have to remove your pun permissions :cold_sweat:

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so excited to act like npcs in the update. My boat takes heavy damage and my co-captain just repairs it with cargo on board.

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We need this conversation to be bright, don’t be so rude.

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Ok for that one I’m just… going to kill you in cold blood.

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Please don’t mr cryonical :pleading_face: or else my self esteem might sunder :sob:

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…

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don’t go cold on me now, I’m beaming with stuff to tell you about the dark sea.

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Ok, but don’t give aray all the confidential information.

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me and my people are leaving…

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