The Femtexes release their plan! 🤯 (Gone Wrong)

< Part 1


“What do you mean by that Femtex of making more of you?!”

“Why do I mean? Well the process is quite simple, even someone with such a small brain like yourself could understand it. Ara Ara, It seems I’ve been talking too much, I’ll let her take it away.”

“Her?”

“Well, well, well, welcome back Father.”

“That is a very strange way to put it Bikini Femtex”

“Bikini Femtex? That’s Dr. Bikini Femtex to you mister. After I was banned off the forums for showing too much of my shoulders and collarbone, I went to school and became a scientist all so that I could defeat you!”

“Wow, uh congrats I guess…”

“Anyways meet my boyfriend…”

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“MEET FEMTEX-INATOR! This sexy hunk of metal will be used to make more Femtexes out of your brain. I could make out with it right now, but I’m not going to since we have business to attend to and I am a very professional woman after all. Let’s begin the process shall we.”

“Don’t you put that thing on top of my head! I’ll get my revenge!”

“Now that it’s on, Femtex will you do the honors?”

“Gladly, let’s turn the dial up to 7!”

Dr. Bikini Femtex: “7! That’s way too much Femtex-chan!”

Femtex: “If he dies then it’s his fault, not mine! He should of learned to become a regular being in society and not become a Regular No-Life Forumer! He threw us away, now Im only returning the favor!!! Also why would you even put a 7 option if it’s only intended for him?! Anyways…”

“ARA ARA STARFORDAYS, THE FUN IS JUST BEGINNING! 7 FEMTEXES COMING RIGHT UP!!!”

“Ahhhhhhhhh! This pain is greater than seeing the forums marketplace daily!”

[Explosion Starts from Femtex-inator][Explosion Continues][Explosion still Continues][Explosion Stops][Explosions starts again][Explosion then stops][Smoke appears][End]

“Wh- What just happened? I can’t see a thing?”

“Here, grab my hand”

“Huh? Who’s that?”

“Don’t worry about it, cmon!”

[Gets out of building]

“Thank you for saving me, who are you?”

“You know who I am. After all, you did create me.”

“Femlevel80??!”

“I’ve come to help you so that we can return things to how they were, before you created the Femtexes.”


Part 3 >

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Wtf did I just read

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im going to break your arm

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this makes me want to hang myself

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I will now commit a murder-suicide

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I’m glad so many people like it :nod: :+1:

Wow

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yeah

:fr:

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im honestly questioning, why did you make this?

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i could’ve gone my whole life not seeing this and its your fault that i have

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the only way to fix that is death and reincarnation

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Why

Why’d ya have to call me out like that?

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stop

I’ll kill you

what the fuck