The forums write a song

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and then a man named goku came along and said “your ass flatter than a door”

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@Randomness

Bandits steal, Pirates travel the sea
A wise man once said, “this truly was an Arcane Odyssey”
Knights defend, the Navy is our safeguard
I want Lady Carina to step on my face oh so hard
One who fought like Hoarah Loux (Funny phase 2 elden ring boss)
A warrior in cold blood and pure strength
The shining berserker awaits for battle
Wizards search in hopes of a magic miracle
But they soon had to face a giant obstacle
“World of Magic is a fun game”, Once said a poor lad
The god of crimson stands in front
The insidious, treacherous. mischievous aura grows and glows
The creaton of the crimson stands in front
In search of treasure a young pirate said.
¨I need old boots so I can make myself a bed ¨
Approximately a minute had past, lady carina is destroying a mans face
Her steel legs had left him no chance of escape but while having his head crushed only a grin remained
all this wonder made by a man
whose most famous line was
Boobs (10 characters)
A famous line indeed…
One that would go down In history
I want Iris and lady carina to step on me
I want to feel a woman
and then the berserker, clutching his art
fell to the ground and died
the sand beneath him sunk like shit just like how my dog just did (im beating him)
He fell into the darkness, to his death
The women above shook her head
She was mad that it was not fun
To fight the man that was now dead
she puked in horror from the sight
of the man’s horribly mangled body
before promptly asking for a towel
but nobody was around to hear
“Why, Oh Why? Have the gods forsaken us?”
“A flash, and a scream, and then unyielding darkness”
“Fading away, a light ceased to permeate”
“A Wish of vengeance, blank evermore”
Suddenly she realized that this entire poem made no fucking sense and decided to confront the council for their guidance
“But the council only declared ‘This poem is too cringe for us’.”
"Then the grand navy said ‘to true’ "
“Then Omori from Omori appeared and Omored all over the place”
The man on the platform stood after eating his last meal
He said “The One Piece, The One Piece is real”
suncry came suncry came
here to bring gol d roger to shame
Rank 1 Day 1,
Join Suncry or Arcane Odyssey won’t be fun
Osama said it’s planning time, and then planned the 9/11

if this doesn’t represent the spiral into clinical insanity I don’t know what does

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somebody once told me hands off my macaroni
milwaukee pasta bandit found dead
he was pickin up the gun with his finger and his thumb
held it up, pointed straight at his forehead