The greatest invention in human history

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STORIES are PEAK

every since I touched a book and opened it, I had an autism increase or something whenever coming into contact with a book ,even worse when book was at least 100~ years old which made my react worse to it and reading pages and 5,000 words per 5 seconds like I was in a reading contest at a world-champion ship

ever since I touched that game library of ruina as well, I’ve never read and moved my fingers as much as arcane Odyssey did despite it being a literal chess-turned based game which got so bad it crippled my hands permanently before arcane Odyssey did anything

arcane Odyssey got same effect cuz its based off the Odyssey and some whtever the fuck gods did in mount olympus in 1987, might’ve been peak but probably not cuz whatever arcane Odyssey was it, it was horrific load of shit to make Prometheus a gift giver of magic instead of fire like a brainrot god he is, could’ve done better and gave humanity like air conditions back in 4,000B.C but he didn’t, such a disappointing god.

and get on with deepwoken, this goes for the same as interacting with books as that game has books all over the place, whenever somebody says “hi” while Im reading a book in deepwoken, they gonna get ganked by me 1000-0 until they get wiped all because they interrupted my reading activity like the monkey they are, I hate monkies like that, I hate people named “dubiouslittletyp0” or “deron”

and lets get on to terraria as a game, the most fire story-telling game with just visuals, no words. It was so peak when the MC of terraria came to life and started to adventure and kill bosses and save the world from this big guy named “moon-lord” like the peakster her is, so wonderful and so baffling that the MC was able to defeat moon lord without any help of having the main character plot shield and being competent enough to kill the moon-lord like the chad he is

And we got adopt me, the fifth most peak story-telling game which like terraria, you gotta visual having a life and having rainbow fantastical and imaginative pets like you’re the kid you are, I hate kid. It brings the present era of society together and it’s just so peak, adopt me is peak, better than arcane reborn, I hate arcane reborn the same way I hate arpeeguy

and my final and best game yet, we got the thick of it by KSI, his writing was so fire it made me crazy when he said “to the screen, to the ring, to the pen, to the king”, that shit was so fire it made me whimper and loathe in pain just by how good of the songs writiing was, times better than what dubiouslittletyp0 could EVER accomplish in his day-to-day life at school of fist-bumping his new friends peacefully

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We all know the real greatest invention was arcane odyssey

Fuck I didn’t read the post :frcryin:

Heres an example right here

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too long, didn’t read.

VS the strongest topic in history:

Read The Colour Of Magic if you want a good book

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if you dont like it dont comment on it.

they’re fun

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Entertainment for others, because not everyone has the exact same sense of humor as you

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