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yeah so i got bored this morning and wrote this goofy crackfic. based off this post by incorrectasquotes on tumblr
Theos and the peacekeeper were riding on pk’s shitty rowboat because theyre too fucking poor to buy a new boat.
Pk aka griffis has just finished fighting arsen and got bored after like 15 minutes because cursebeard isnt there and theyre fed up with this fuckin bullshit
They looked in front of them and see theos just shrugging on their shitty rowboat
Suddenly, griffis remembers the commercial they saw earlier.
“Hey theos?” they asked
“Hmmm?”
“Im thinking of going to taco bell”
This surprised theos. Taco bell? Why? So many questions that theos would like to ask to ask his student but he’s too tired.
“I wanna get some tacos for myself. Ya want one? If yes, then whaddya want?” griffis asks enthusiastically
Theos sighs, “i want durza dead, young wizard…”
This promptly made pk look at their wallet, and sweats nervously. “Yeahhhh i only have 12 aurems, i dont think i can get that yet”
Hearing this, theos simply gave them a warm smile. “Ah, sorry. Im just tired. Im sorry if this is too much of me to ask, griffis.”
Griffis would tie their money bag, “nah its fine. I understand, it mustve been rough for you, theos. I just want you to be happy”
They both laughed after that line.
“Well then, i’m sure i’ll find something to eat once we get to this taco bell store” theos would give griffis a headpat like a proud father. “what are we waiting for? Lets go to taco bell, young wizard”
Griffis smiles, “aight! To taco bell we go!”
And so, their voyage to taco ball begins as they sail into the setting sun.
