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Once, there were three brothers, Solanum, Tuberos, and Lycoper. They were the most beautiful vegetables ever born. They were omniscient in the ways of farming and planting to the point where the human mind would explode if it were to hold such knowledge. However, Lycoper, the youngest of the three, used these ways for evil and transformed into a demonic tomato. He was defeated and sealed away in the dungeon of soil. However, Lycoper had thought of a plan. He would grow his offspring on the earth and have ignorant humans consume them to free him from his unbreakable prison. Please Okarun, do not sin. Do not give in to the tomato. I have done so before. You must find the way of the potato through a journey of enlightenment. Free yourself from your sins, and learn to love.
Lo, let it be known throughout the land that the wretched potato, that lowly root which cowers beneath the earth, is naught but a peasant’s fare, dull of flavor and void of virtue. It lurks in darkness, unworthy of the sun’s golden gaze, whilst the noble tomato, a fruit of fire and glory, basks in the celestial embrace of the heavens. Behold its crimson hue, rich as a knight’s banner upon the battlefield, bursting with zest and vigor! The potato, in its wretched form, must be boiled, mashed, or drowned in butter to feign even a whisper of taste, yet the tomato, in its natural splendor, needs no such alchemy to delight the tongue. Verily, it is the jewel of the garden, the sovereign of all that grows upon God’s green earth, whilst the potato remains but a starchy impostor. Let the lords and ladies of wisdom forsake the tuberous plague and instead raise goblets filled with the essence of tomato, lifeblood of sauces, king of salads, and bringer of culinary enlightenment! Woe unto he who denies the truth, for in his heart shall dwell the blandness of the forsaken spud, the tomato is all I’ve loved my entire life and I know it shall not be accused of such harmful sins for you have been brainwashed by the potato lord(a demonic soul indeed) and he made you this way, look at us fighting this war that isn’t even worth it I want to save you from that disgusting wretched lord of potato’s and bring you home to where you belong in the realm of tomato’s.
YOU FOOL! DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION OF THE TOMATO! I can’t bear to see you like this, brother! How could you betray us? We had a bond! We were a family! How could you commit such sins?! You have gone against the church, against your religion, against everything you know and love! What could spark such dark desires?! For I know all too well what has. I remember the day in the fields when you first saw the plant of darkness embedded in the soil. You then became obsessed with it, from its crimson coloring to its spotless sheen. The Potato church then banished you from our lands. For the time of seven years I waited I have waited. When you returned, I told you that I missed you all the while! That I couldn’t bear to have you leave again. We begged you to leave the tomato behind. To forget about it all! But lo, it made no difference. You tossed us to the floor, saying we weren’t worthy of the tomato’s radiance, we could never stand in its almighty silhouette. You never returned to our humble village. You betrayed my love. I shan’t forgive you for that, Robert.
All the work you put into one paragraph I will end your soul within one tomato blast you disgusting creature not willing to enter the holy realm of tomatoes, verily, you will not be forgiven by our lords that bring us our food and bless us with tomatoes an eternal vegetable from the trees of heaven and hell it brings peace among demons, angels, humans and all it is the only vegetable that will leave this world in its resting place for the potato is the embodiment of hate and apostate, it is what makes hell look like a bad place because it is indeed the vegetable that made the devil evil and no longer a nice guy if you think that the tomato is bad the potato is much much worse the disgusting potato has been accused of many morther and proved to have done it yet you still believe it is a holy vegetable do you think you can seriously defeat the lord of tomatoes all by yourself you wretched beast and if you dare step foot on the holy realm of tomato’s grass it will perish you off the face of the earth and send you to the depths of hell where all the bad ones are and then and only then will you be begging for a tomato, the only vegetable that can make the demons nice so they dont eat you, yet you shall not be granted a tomato for the sins you have committed you will be punished, HALE BE THOU LAMBKIN!
I truly have lost you, brother. I don’t care about the church anymore, I just want you to stay. Please, Robert! Please!! I beg you. I can’t lose you again…
How about a peace treaty between tomatoes and potatoes from now on we can stay friends my good brother potato man 
Do you truly not remember…?
Henry, accept the peace treaty
I suppose so…
@Jared @Zachacat0305 @BlueFighter15 @Ultimateblaze75 @iny332yes @Iris the war is over
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the what
The war
What do you mean war
there was a war?
Goofy ah convo
I choke on raw tomatoes and come close to death each time
potatoes would never do that to me…
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