“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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“A prayer cannot be born from one who knows only of joy” - Best Dad, Bondrewed
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“Right, I was just gonna ask you to sell a gun to this child!”
“Problem: my baby needs to understand theoretical physics. The solution? A gun. Fear is the greatest motivator. That baby better learn today.”
Alexander “Technoblade”.
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Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense
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I recognize this one, what’s it from?
Technoblade
“And his music was electric”
-ror2
If only we could be,
Forever naïve and pure;
If only we could lead,
Painless futures;
If only, there could be,
A forgiving world
-Between Two Worlds (Realm of Light) by Mili
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“Sparks floating in the air for like 10 seconds in a single spot from grinding metal together makes no sense at all”
-Mr vetex’s Games
“I’m gonna headbutt cha’! I’m gonna headbutt cha’! I’m gonna headbutt cha’!” -Jeremy Willis (Scout TF2)
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“I don’t play golf.” - Inspector Goole
(me and my friends are currently meming the shit out of An Inspector Calls so I’m hearing this a lot)
I once got asked to explain what that quote meant and my answer was that he doesn’t play golf.
Apparently that wasn’t correct.
(yeah I know the actual meaning of the quote but also the fact that he doesn’t play golf isn’t “incorrect”)
same
“Well, she won against you once! That counts for something, doesn’t it?!”
“You savor a bronze medal in the midst of a darkening world long enough, and you’ll realize that even the things you earn rust in the end.”
“Your mission is to infiltrate the jungle and capture all of the monkeys!”
“How’s it going, Nicey McNicepants?”
“Take it that’s my new nickname now.”
“As you can see, it’s catching on!”
“Spreading faster than chlamydia.”
“Gonorrhea in my case!”
“To be fair, I could relate to that.”