You only go to prison if you’re caught, so just don’t get caught
Alternatively you could just be rich
what life choices lead me into making this topic
it’s pretty damn close to release so i’d rather just wait
well if you ask
I seduce all the forum members
joke
not all
joke
I would definitely not do that because of which the law enforcement agencies would come to me again
I love pineapple with bread
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The only topic where OLEG’s weirdness is justified is one about crime, and even then he manages to break the boundaries of my expectations sometimes
Mass genocide of the grand navy
Ong frfr
I would literally do nothing because AO is out now 
Yeahhh… this should probably be renamed to “What crimes would you commit for sea two release” or smth
yooo it worked
Here are my crimes I would commit:
overload error
Commodore Kai genocide
Omnicide
Murder,theft,and selling drugs
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Do my daily acts of trolling in AO by destroying random ships chilling around an island while the player is away because Vetex doesn’t let us undock our ships at a shipwright.
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Crimes are bad so none of course. 
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blowing up merlot with gunpowder barrels repeatedly
carrying gunpowder barrels to the nearest boss and vaporizing them
ao players when putting gunpoweder barrels around there abusive uncle