What is the edgiest character backstory you’ve seen?

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If you were an NPC in AO, what would your characteristics be

Full Name: Icarus A. Graves Level: 1,000 Health: 10,000, if you are fighting it with two people it will go up by 5k and so on. Armor: It was made by Cerberus, boosts your health and power of your magic. Magic: Awakened Shadow Magic, Darkness Magic, & Sacrifice Magic Weapon: Dulumia & Gaiyamia, Two Daggers that do big colossal slashes. Stats: 2000 Magic Power. Dagger damage, and health was produced by his magic. Description: “My name is Icarus, 7th Unknown, I am the successor of Torren. I …