nah man I’m putting my money on OLEG if he comes on here
a bar of gold
Comically large: massive pile of cash with the individual cash being sized down to specifically match the normal paper money size
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I dunno. I mean probably cash, but right now I can’t really think of anything that’d be-
OH I KNOW, I WANT A COMICALLY LARGE TOY CAR!!
(you know those toy cars that you have to roll them back and they’ll move on their own? like the back wheels are some sort of propeller or something)
basically a vintage car but it’s free and a whole lot more dangerous to drive
hmm this is gonna be hard to decide but possibly…
comically large toy weapon (3 meters tall)
comically large backpack
comically large water bottle (0.5 meters tall, 0.125 meter diameter)
comically large bag of chips
comically large pile of cash
Comically large diamond so I can crash the diamond market’s prices
Comically large cube of Uranium-235
Hat
I wonder how many calories that would be
we’re feeding tiberia with this one 
comically large thermonuclear bomb