What would you rather find living in your attic

A slipper:

One I can charge rent, the other is a 2000 dollar bill for pest control

if i ever have a house with an attic and i find someone in there i am now going to make it a POINT to say then and there “well at least i didn’t find 1,000 cockroaches!” because it would be incredibly fucking funny

yummy infinite food

free food

what if shes my soulmate up there in my attic

only if they knew the joke

oh no it’d just be funny to me. their input does not matter

You get 1/8000000000 for it to be Kim Jong-Un

ok but at least i can tame them

and then what about the other 999

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1000 cockroaches, easy. i will master cockroach bending and terrorize the high seas

I can remove a person. I cannot remove 1000 cockroaches.

it will fall to the lower floors

Have you considered a lethal poison lighter than air?

It’s called aura.