A slipper:
One I can charge rent, the other is a 2000 dollar bill for pest control
if i ever have a house with an attic and i find someone in there i am now going to make it a POINT to say then and there “well at least i didn’t find 1,000 cockroaches!” because it would be incredibly fucking funny
yummy infinite food
what if shes my soulmate up there in my attic
only if they knew the joke
oh no it’d just be funny to me. their input does not matter
You get 1/8000000000 for it to be Kim Jong-Un
ok but at least i can tame them
and then what about the other 999
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1000 cockroaches, easy. i will master cockroach bending and terrorize the high seas
I can remove a person. I cannot remove 1000 cockroaches.
it will fall to the lower floors
Have you considered a lethal poison lighter than air?
It’s called aura.
