Nevermind, you win the “What the Hell” award.
Coconut flavors are disgusting, and I will stand by this opinion until I’m either six feet in the ground or my ashes are spread to who-knows-where.
then prepare for a shallow grave
cough cough
anyways
strawberry flavored candy
never was a fan of strawberries themselves but damn the candy slaps
Do you mean artificial flavoring or anything coconut related
Yes.
If you mean anything coconut related then you better lock every entrance to your home, seal even the smallest of cracks that let a mite’s breath through, and watch every shadow that lurks in the blindspot of reality. If you let your guard down for even a moment then you better believe in an afterlife fore an eternity in paradise would be required to heal the nigh irreversible trauma your soul would endure. Every moment of time during your punishment would feel infinitesimally small and astronomically huge, seconds will take years to pass while decades will feel shorter than a millisecond. No calls to a higher power would save you as you were already given a chance to be redeemed and not suffer such damnation, the only light that would be shed into your existence is the light at the end of the tunnel that you would see every second of your life without knowing when you will finally reach it and be freed from your agonizing verdict.
Anyways yeah that’s understandable, I grew up eating it so I got used to it and started enjoying it. If you can find somebody selling it (not happening) then you should try Dulce de Coco, the taste is way different and it’s real good
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tldr coconut candy slaps next question
anyways it’s not taitc in a food thread without mentioning something weird and indonesian
here’s Klepon, it’s the most sus candy in the south east (the malaysians call it onde onde but they can go fuck themselves it’s called a klepon the onde onde is something different)
think of it like small mochi but it’s not actually mochi and i have no clue why i made this comparison. it’s rice flour dough wrapped around a crystal of brown sugar which is then boiled and coated in dry coconut shavings. the sus part is when you eat it, the sugar bursts out of it since it’s already become a syrup after the boiling.
snickers and 3 musketeers.
Slightly off topic but coconut milk is pretty nice imo
Almond Joy.
Walking L
mint stuff is also pretty good, can’t really think of any right now though
jolly ranchers and literally every jelly based candy ever
Licorice
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please seek mental help
No. I will enjoy things.
Stop having fun!!!
I like anything fruity sour stuff. Anything but orange, banana and something that tastes like plain sugar.
If we count chocolate too, I have a daily craving of chocolate. Like, EVERYDAY.
Strawberry-filled bon bons