1/2 to 2/3 of a baguette (depends on its size)
cut the baguette in half alongside its length but not wholly (it doesn’t fall apart that way)
spread butter across the bottom half
place slices of ham on the buttered half
place slices of Comté cheese atop the ham
(option) add cucumbers
(upgrade) add slices of lettuce and tomato
(upgrade option) add slices of olive
Bread
my second sandwich recipe is
bread (any variety)
cheese (cheddar)
that is all
Grilled cheese sandwich 
REALL!!! people always diss it because they try a giant spoonfull (they’re just weak)
Wtf is vegemite
Aaand what’s marmite? I know, I live under a rock.
To be honest? I don’t know.
I’ve only ever had vegemite.
mysterious sludge originating from the continent of australia known to have anomalous effects on the populous, mainly them thinking Vegemite/marmite tastes good
I really liked to eat cheese sandwiches but one day I just stopped liking how it tastes
I don’t think it’s because of the cheese but I still really like PB&Js so I dunno
Ham
It smells bad, that’s all I have to say about it
you have internet access brochacho
Was it good though? It looks MAD good pookie (also best sandwich is an NYC style breakfast sandwich from a deli, hot take)
my mouth is stuck
Hubris has consumed you, mortal. Suffer in your eternal sticky mouth (peanut butter is impossible for me to enjoy, long story short, bugs.)