im trying to be going in north korea with a fucking death star how do i do that?
find a manual of stone golems and also a manual of iron golems.
conjure elemental
ooooh whats that
spell
doesn’t it have like a time frame before elemental peaces out?
oh it’s not permanent summon?
hmmm can i have like a pet starting out my adventure?
Just find a golem manual and build a bunch. golems are challenge rating 8 (clay), 10 (stone), and 16 (iron).
you get a wolf.
can i have a tiny robot plsss
play artificer.
hmm actually i kinda like the idea of faerie dragon that accidentally destroys some of my golems.
but maybe my golems are like extra strong to make up?
an iron golem regains health when it takes fire damage. golems also can’t get destroyed by faeries.
what if the faerie throws a rock at it
pogger then i want have pet faerie dragon 
well maybe lore wise some annoying weird thing that keeps following me and i think is out to get me because it destroys some of my creations
I also in my campaigns use a rule where if you do 20 or less damage to a gargantuan creature it just doesn’t take damage. if its a titan the number goes to 30. If huge number drops to 10.
rock does 1 bludgeoning damage on a hit. golem AC: 17 for stone 20 for iron.
well idk i guess i have a faerie dragon that just makes life kinda hard and slightly more interesting.
idk if a pet (or in this case unwilling partner that harasses me) faerie dragon has any perks but eh
Faerie dragons are just fun. Until you can’t find your toothbrush, or your book, or your bookmark.