nobody would ever know (if anyone did i would be very concerned)
when i die all the curses will get weaker bcuz my like super strong 12 eyes and limited technique make them need to be strong but when i die like they won’t need to do that anymore and stuff
Nuh uh
you’re a poopy head
Never <3
(No one can trace me back to this account, other than by IP address)
Nah I’d survive
I got too many things to live up to
I plan to croak when I’m the ripe old age of 140 or something
Because I’m just that epic
i am a real person so it is equally likely that i just vanish from these forums for a mundane reason like college or getting a job as it is me just fucking dying
no one would ever really know for sure i think
Sample doesn’t think that people on the internet would care enough
In fact Sample can probably count the amount of people that would care about their death on their fingers
Well I am extremely active I’m sure people would notice I just randomly disappeared from existence
bro i’m a wikian no one here’s gonna find out unless Stock or Cookie says I died.
Sample will miss DukeUngriffia when it happens
5/19/27 
i think my death would be noticable… ts would be too peaceful yall need me like an alcoholic needs money brah…
who else would deliver the word of morock as efficiently, proudly and with as much glee as I do?
morock jajajajajajajajaj morock solos your favourite mc LOLOL GET GOOD KID LOLLLLL 
tldr this means the world revolves around ME specifically, im the most important person to have ever existed, ever in the whole history of non AU earth brah!!!
If i die nobody here would know
I don’t think even I’d notice
i’m like a once a year occurrence, i’m sure people forget about my existence the moment I go offline.
i’ll start sending you goodnight glorious kings in your dms and if you don’t respond within 3 days i’ll assume death
Fair
Id just respawn tho