You, your username, and your profile picture fight Eto Yoshimura, Deku, and prime Argos. Which side wins?

gamehero14 so pick any game and that hero
pick kirby because he will solo

From what we’ve seen of cataclysm, combining shatter with any high damage ability is pretty strong to say the least, Assuming I can live for long enough I feel quite safe with people evaporation powers against Prime Argos at least. If we take Randomness to be anywhere near as strong as my character (?) of the same name and idea, I’m also quite safe. However it could also turn against me pretty easily when I randomly get deleted from existence.

If I pick Kirby then my profile picture and I don’t have to do a thing. That puffball kills eldritch gods for interrupting his lunch.

I’m getting evaporated :D!

Is this even a question for me?

I don’t know who 2/3 of these people are but I don’t think they’re fighting the concept of reality and a literal star.

Underestimating Biologists ngl

since their username is just bio it could include everything with that prefix, like biomancers who can control life with magic

general argos tried to use a grab skill on the sun

it wasn’t very effective…

the sun used nuclear fusion

argos:
crying-emoji-dies

Assuming everyone is in their prime, then Argos, Deku, and Eto - whoever that is - would lose without a doubt no questions asked.

It is horrifically one sided to put anyone relative to their power levels to be pitted against Saiju.

Lettuce tag team
We can be unstoppable
Or stepped on idk

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 20

Randomness is on my side

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

I have no clue who those people are but they’re abt to be roasty toasty

I know martial arts and weapon training so my best chance is against Argos (high-diff).

Soifon Fan sounds like a basement dweller so they’re automatically fodder (Neg-diff). Deku is a cry baby so he won’t kill them but it won’t make a difference anyways.

Soifon’s shikai can 2 shot if she hits the same spot so she’s carrying the team (low-diff)

No idea who Eto Yoshimura is but in a worse case scenario if the other 2 die then soifon can finish the 3 off so it’s up for interpretation.

@discobot roll 1d1

:game_die: 1

well well well