everyone wants my pfp to sit on them
HELL NAH
WHY DID YOU PING ME FOR THIS
LIT BRO
Under normal circumstances I’d just pet the Doggo… but this doggo is also wielding a 275 or so pound sword so… I guess try to get better at lifting?
Uhhh… I’m sorry.
Bird equipped
take what you can get i literally just got given a bunch of bananas
Options include: -I notice no difference, because space is, technically, already all around me
-There is suddenly a small, vaguely interesting thingy near me
-I may or may not be injured/die from sudden appearance of a portion of space
I now have another pair of white Nauticas
a plastic cutout of my star is gonna fall on me, or a literal tier-0 deity in humanoid form
(my archenhailor oc can no diff scp-3812 and azathoth combined)
W ember knight reader
The magnifying glass from Google Drive circa 2016 is going to give me a concussion and that’s about it
EMBER KNIGHT IS PREAAAAK
I just got a free hat. Cool
omg same!!!
My pfp is literally always sitting me
I just realised that I still have my christmas skin on… I’ll fix that later
well it’s just some guy in mist so
prob uncomfortable
i have no idea how much dedede weighs, therefore i cannot really say that any part of me will be crushed to pieces