It’s not a glorified fetch quest if it’s a glorified sailing simulator
Still peak though it’s just ao players are so used to skipping dialogue they can’t appreciate it 
like nobody talking about how our character says “nah id win”
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The lootboxes fucking suck.
The boss fell into the water and died to the void. Now they wont respawn. hahaha
she wont even spawn for me and ive server hopped twice lol
How many gifts did you guys open before getting the extras?
two santa hats in more than 20 presents
no way tf2 reference
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vetex dont get sued by nintendo k?
The man already has Windwaker music for sailing. If he’s cooked, this won’t be the reason why.
VETEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX!!!
I’ma keep it real with you bro you lied to us
Yuletard is now
Yuritide is now
Sample loves yuritide
This event wasn’t the greatest.
Yuletide is Now Cancelled.
I don’t know what I was thinking
Leaving my luck potion behind
Now I suffer the curse and now I am tired
With all this anger, Singapore Servers and RNG
Coming to haunt me forever
I can’t wait for the extra rewards at the end of the river
Is this present I am seeking
Or seeking someone to gift me
Stuck in my own server I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they’ll try to stop it
It won’t be long before I’ll become a farmer
IT’S BEEN SO LONG
Since I last have seen my time
Lost to this monster
To the woman behind the presents
Since you’ve been gone
I’ve been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your AO player
I wish I lived in the future
With the gift of all my extra rewards
But the past keeps scaring me like a pack of bow npcs
Your sweet little flaming present, your little frozen present
Is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my gambling addiction
RNG is killing me
Lootboxing isn’t justified
What happened to my time, I’m terrified
It lingers in my mind and the thought keeps on getting bigger
I’m sorry my sweet seasonal, I wish I’ve been there
IT’S BEEN SO LONG
Since I last have seen my time
Lost to this monster
To the woman behind the presents
Since you’ve been gone
I’ve been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your AO player
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