500 calvuses VS 1 of every pokemon

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rules:

-arceus is banned
-kyogre and groudon are banned

powerscaling is factored into situation

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500 Calvus

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I don’t know pokemon
they all squishy though

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you do realize blissy is like one of the strongest special tanks in Pokemon right

calvus is NOT killing a blissy :sob:

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Chansey is that but even worse

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My ass when I get hit with 500x3x50 damage pillars every 1.0 seconds

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If blissey can survive hits from shit like literal explosions and point blank lightning strikes I don’t think an aether pillar is going to do a lot.

that’s like, at best a 150 BP ranged fairy type move if we convert it into pokemon power

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That’s why I made calvus ultimate deal 50 damage times 3 for how many pillars that spawn times how many calvus’s you gotta face

Blissey won’t survive against the unholy nature of 1500 pillars

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“Kyogre and Groudon are banned”
Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, fold reality real quick, will ya?

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flare you literally admitted you don’t know how pokemon works

you sound dumb

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my point still stands
blissey or whoever the fuck won’t survive the colossalness and greatness of king calvus nor any other pokemon

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ok any legendary that can just wipe all the calvuses within literal seconds are not factoed into this

stuff like melmetal and Mewtwo re fair game though, also items on the Pokemon ARE allowed.

(choice specs chi yu mWAHAHAHAHA)

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choice specs chi yu

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Alright, I’m gonna get my Mewtwo (The Unrivalled) from a Scarlet/Violet event that can annihilate any typing other than one, and has superior stats to a regular one.
I’ll also grab my Zangoose, she funny as hell.

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you know, we don’t know what type calvus is… but since he wears metal armor and uses metal weaponry, he could be a steel type…

that means moves like earthquake could potentially pose huge threats because it’s a multihit meaning all 500 calvuses are taking super effective damage

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though then again every calvus that’s farther away takes gradually less damage but it’s still pretty effective

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1500 x 500!s or a bunch of pocket gods some of which are time ™ or hotter than the sun

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  • 1 of every Pokemon
  • 500 Calvus
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:worried:

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500 is a lot of king calvus idk :person_shrugging:

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choice specs chi yu is a lot of damage idk :person_shrugging:

we haven’t even gotten started on the nuanced details, like if calvus can even hit ghost types