-A villain who’s only goal is to interrupt public events via throwing free marketable plushies of their pet hamster (there’s literally nothing wrong with the plushies he’s just making sure they get the message out)
-A dangerous, dastardly individual, who has invented a terrible weapon designed to cause whoever it is struck by it to feel moderately itchy in places they can’t reach for the next 72 hours, they wish to use this on their teacher because he SUUCKKS!!
-A literal cat, they haven’t done anything bad, I dunno why they’re on this list, do you like cats? I like cats. 
-A scary lawless renegade who believes that the world shall be saved via eradiacting all instances of black liquorice… actually he kinda has a good point who the fuck likes black liquorice
-A supervillain who has figured out how to telekinetically insert images of cringe things people have done from their past onto the internet and this villain wishes to upload youtube videos of cringeworthy moments online to farm massive clout and money
-A tyrant who’s horrifying abilities allow them to soak the socks of everybody who dares mess with them… as well as their underwear and they make their victims kinda sweaty and sticky and slimy it’s pretty gross tbh they’ve robbed like 3 banks doing that
