Let’s say—hypothetically—that a therapy group for characters across all fictional mediums opens up. What characters do you think would join in? Why?
This can include AO / AA characters, but characters from other franchises are welcome too. I’ll give an example:
Bowser — he displays classic signs of insanity: he tries again and again to kidnap princess Peach and ends up with the same result every single time. His entire life is dedicated to another person, and the only catharsis he gets is racing with the same dude who beats him into the lava each time he pulls his shenanigans.
Taranza, bud just saw his only friend mental state wither away due to her trying to be the most beautiful being on the universe. (And also being lied to by the Amazing mirror.)
minos from ultrakill, he tried to reason with a dude and got killed by sword, then his soul got jailed and he had to watch his dead body destroy what he built from INSIDE his body
Dr. Edgar Zomboss - Similar reasons to bowser.
Dedicates his life to trying to retrieve the brains of one person, but loses. Ends up traveling through several time periods, building numerous different zombots in the process just to capture the brains of the same homeowner, but to no avail.
Squidward Tentacles - Gets constantly harassed by his neighbor; most times now to the point of being considered torture, normally hates his job, and is just constantly upset. Needs mental therapy.
That abomination is the single most effed up game I have ever seen. I watched two videos on it and couldn’t sleep for days. For anyone here unfamiliar with the game—do not look it up. It’s not worth it. If you’re ever going to listen to a thing I say, do not look up that accursed thing. Please.
For their sake, I hope they don’t remember the failed runs. Because by GOD could you die horrifically in that game.
Don’t worry, even when they manage to stay alive, the horrors that they’ve seen will haunt them for the rest of their days (Except Ragnvaldr in his S ending because he’s built different).
