[Abyss Sea x Work at a Pizza Place] Rush Hour

“Oh sorry! Coming through!” I exclaimed as I pushed a colleague to the side.

He fell into the oven and the oven door accidentally closed.

I grabbed a knife and began slicing the dough.

The manager burst into the room running around like a madman.

“LISTEN UP! WE’RE OUT OF FIIIIIIIIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

“AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” I screamed, looking up at the ordering board and realizing that everyone ordered the Seafood Pizza.

“WHERE ARE OUR SUPPLIERS!!!???” I screamed back.

CRASH!

I heard the window panel connecting to the ordering counter smash open.

I turned around, pizza and cut dough still in my hand and came face to face with an animal, or at least a human that is purple and covered in sea parts. Just your usual angry customer.

“Don’t block my way!” I yelled, trying grabbing the fire extinguisher as the pizza chef kicked the oven door open, his uniform on fire.

SLIP!

I accidentally stepped on a dough roller

“Ahhh 시ㅂ-” I yelled before I fell and slammed my head against the window of the fire extinguisher box.

“OH LOOK OUT!” I yelled, realizing that my knife flew into the air.

SLOSH!

It fell into the angri customer.

I looked down, horrified that I committed murder on whatever sea customer that was, and then I realized.

Oh. It’s covered in fish parts.

25 minutes later

I burst out of the door, panting but smiling. Pizza box in my hand, freshly baked.
I handed it to the customer. She looked very irritable.

“Sorry for the wait!” I exclaimed, handing the pizza box to the customer. “Thank you for visiting Builder Brother’s Pizza!”

The customer opened the lid. She frowned, clenching her teeth and fist in what looked like visible anger.

“Motherf… I ORDERED A CHEESE PIZZA! NOT SEAFOOD PIZZA!”

I frowned.

“Young Lady! Kill Yours-”

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This was never meant to be a serious piece of writing.

damn i couldnt tell.

this might be the peak of abyss sea literature

sorry crimson

who’s crimson

someone who would’ve greatly benefited by adding a 100% more pizza into their story

(crim if you see this i swear i will finish CoO soon TRUST :pray:)

OH RIGHT, He drew made the legendary graphic novel, how could I forget.