ok, so, im gonna send you to brazil, like ive done to many others.
so, uuh, yeah, thats all i have to say.
so, uuh.
COME.
well, fuck.
guess robin did the job.
I’m always one step ahead
Okay who necroed this literally outdated thread!
For another un-funny joke…
Oh, so you’re the asshole who did, I’mma beat you to death before the mods do!
I was expecting 12 new creative lines but all I got were “holy shit necro!!!”
ok more lines time
“D-Don’t underestimate my skills!”
“Woah, a human!”
“Wizards these days have no manners…”
“I saw that.”
“GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SCOUNDREL!”
“Hell yeah, it’s time to get fighting!”
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“OH GOD YOUR THE WIZARD I SENSED!!! TIME TO HOTFOOT IT OUTA HERE!!!”
^For when your far stronger than an evil wizard npc
“I did your mom last night!”
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“Ayo I’m being ganked! Help me!”
The Exiled or Minotaur when they are at 10% hp with the presence of 5+ players
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turns both Exiled/Mino to level 5000
“
dumbass fight me”
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“Hey you! I see I’ve caught you metamancing again! You won’t survive this!”
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Since this got necro’d I’ll post my ideas.
Bounty hunter: ‘‘Another criminal, another bounty to collect. Running away won’t help.’’
Wizard: ‘‘You’re the criminal I was looking for. Don’t try to run away!’’
Dark wizard: ‘‘Another weakling to crush with my powers. This will be a piece of cake.’’
Bandit: ‘‘A new victim? Get over here, i’ll kill you and steal your Crowns!’’
Wanted merchants: ‘‘Looks like my time here is over! You’ll never catch me!’’
Friendly Civilian (when scared by a villain): ‘‘A-a criminal? Stay away from me!’’
Unfriendly Civilian (when scared by a villain): ‘‘Get away from me, you criminal!’’
Friendly Civilian (when hit): ‘‘HELP! Somebody get the Magic Council here!’’
Unfriendly Civilian (when hit): ‘‘This maniac is attacking me! Somebody help me!’’
Magic Council: ‘‘Another criminal… you know what happens when you encounter the Magic Council!’’
I’m really trying to get more ideas.
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“NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO”
[Unclear body]
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Civilian running from a bad rep: “DAMN YOU UGLY AS FU-”
welp rip they’re dead
“Lmao”
“I’m gonna hit you harder than a 5 month necrobump!”