Aliens have landed in front of your hypothetical farm home, what do you do?

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inspired by @LichdaDerp

you live on a nice large house on a large open land farm, one night you’re doing whatever when suddenly you see a light outside your house, you investigate and see a ship there, and the hatch opening to reveal aliens coming out (idk what they look like that’s up to you)

you run inside and they seem to have heard you, now they’re slowly approaching the house, you have 10 minutes before they get here, what do you do.

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btw you have like access to literally anything on this farm home so go wild

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Activate the sprinklers and drink a nice jug of apple cider as I watch those illegal immigrants melt in the power of patriotism.

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also btw uh you don’t know if they’re hostile or friendly so you can just make inference i guess

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10 minutes bro theyre slow

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Idk man or you’re just really fucking fast and they’re walking

anyways, the countdown begins, what do they want? what should you do?

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I think ill ask the demon from earlier to help me, I still have some friends I can pay it with

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(ur alone)

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Ill pay it later then

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I release my “herding dogs” only to reveal that they are actually in fact guard dogs that rip and tear.

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Probably just get a knife or gun and stab/shoot them. First off, I’d be scared as fuck. Like actual aliens. People would never believe me but they will believe a corpse. I’d need the element of surprise though if I wanna really succeed. I’d probably just only do that, arm myself, cause it’s fucking aliens tf am I suppose to do? Let them come in an anally probe me? No way Jose.

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i mean you don’t know if their hostile or not…

god damn yall attacking these aliens and not even taking a second to think

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It’s survival. They could be here to make peace, explore, whatever but I’m going fucking fist swinging. They won’t know my language. I do not know their intentions nor their capabilities. I’d be very much in a life or death mindset. If I had some metaknowledge like knowing their intentions and or capabilities I’d obviously change my answer but nope, I am fighting if I know nothing.

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good point

guess im getting my barrett then

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Release my hyphothetical god powers

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I would be in my bed… unconscious.

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uh oh…

wait then, you wanna let them in?

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vetex:

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This is why the 2nd amendment exist. CASTLE LAW BABY! WOOOOOOOO!