Not too long ago, I discovered a game series called Little Nightmares (I only found out about it by binge watching old Markiplier videos over the summer of 2020). After watching a few minutes, I played the original game myself alongside the prequel that was released for mobile devices, before finally finishing it off with Little Nightmares II which was released back in February. The following is a list of the first words out of my mouth every time I met a new character.
Janitor: ”What the fuck?”
Twin Chefs: ”THERE’S TWO OF THE FATASSES!?”
Lady: ”Piss off, this isn’t an anime.”
Guests: ”And of course you abandon all the mounds of food right in front of y’all and go straight for me…”
Butler: ”This dude has worse back issues than the Hunchback of Notre Dame”
Craftsman: ”You remind me of that failed science experiment from Baldi’s Basics”
Pretender: ”C’mon, she’s the same size as you, just fight her!”
Hunter: ”Is your head covered with a bag or is your face literally just one eye socket?”
Doctor: “Stop making weird noises, you bald fuck.”
Teacher: ”Ah, you look relatively normal…HOLY SHI-”
Viewers: ”If you guys turn around when I try to pass by, we’re gonna have an issue”
Thin Man: ”What? You can teleport? That’s just unfair.”
Corrupted Six: ”What the fuck have they done to you?!”
Six Dangling Me off the Ledge: ”No don’t you drop me, I SAVED YOUR ASS SO MANY TIMES, PULL ME UP DAMMIT!”
No, I’ve never played the DLC for the first game, so Ive never personally met the Granny
