“Alright, so let’s listen in on the Order members without getting cau-”

The player 2 seconds after seeing a hole in the wall:

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General Argos:
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“Ah yes, we should go to the castle that’s almost certainly very fortified instead of docking our ship literally a few yards east and escaping the island to get our friends to help.”

A few yards east is the Dark Sea, and at that point “Friends” is Kenton and whoever showed up in the moment.

You do realize that the distance is actually pretty far, right? Also I meant getting them from around the sea.

Maybe

Arcane Odyssey if we went to the Pelion Rift and pushed Morden into the water:

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If the Death Curse is at Pelion Rift then it should be there, ngl.

It should be there if you go to it before the Fort Talos story arc but you insantly permanently die on any slot you touch it with. Message reading: “nice try dipshit I’m not giving players curses”

No, people would try absorbing it and then go “WHY CAN’T I ABSORB IT?” or “THIS IS INACCURATE!”, although the sea monster that Morden mentioned in his journal could keep us from getting it.

Nah, I’d win
Would be a cool easter egg, though, like an unkillable White Eyes that aggroes but you can actually get a Curse temporarily for one server; like with a message reading “[Player] has acquired the Death Curse!”

Wait, did I just summarize Blox Fruits?

It should instead have Morden be there only right before the quest to read the note and have him disappear from there if you’re any later or earlier in the story.

And there’s also a couple of Ravenna Caravels there of course.

If you talk to Morden in this section, he’ll still be looking for it, and this would basically be there just to spite players who wanted to see if it was there.

I mean it automatically killing you in a cutscene or something.

Also don’t mention that game in this community without harassing it.

Read my edit

BHUH LMAO

I never played blox fruits, but dayum

You’re lucky.

I mean I don’t like beating up level 1 criminals and becoming a level 500 mafia boss either, that isn’t my idea of riveting gameplay

The entire gameplay is 5 buttons:

  • WASD for moving.
  • F6 to turn on my autoclicker.

I’m afraid to play Blox Fruits because I’m scared it’ll have a degree of gameplay value for my brainrotted a*s.

You’re gonna be stuck spam clicking for a month.