Am I cooked?

I have gotten 8 white hairs at early teens. Am I cooked?

Yeah I diagnose you with old sorry

Hah fetus

you’re fine, I have all grey hair at 6

revealing age on the internet rookie mistake

we all know urs

yeah, better start planning out your retirement

caught me again…

Hah not even my real age… my real age is 4

On second thought might actually change that

def, it’s just good to make sure you’re more anonymous so that people don’t treat you differently big man

Alright papaw let’s get you to bed