I have gotten 8 white hairs at early teens. Am I cooked?
Yeah I diagnose you with old sorry
Hah fetus
you’re fine, I have all grey hair at 6
revealing age on the internet rookie mistake
we all know urs
yeah, better start planning out your retirement
Hah not even my real age… my real age is 4
On second thought might actually change that
def, it’s just good to make sure you’re more anonymous so that people don’t treat you differently big man
Alright papaw let’s get you to bed


