While we wait for dudeman’s welcoming ritual we shall do mine
Do you know how to remove a M:3 Cat-Inator Brain Chip please I need help 3:
Nah, you need to be at least max level and have a minmaxed build
yeah man my friend told me that the first boss is pretty tough so I wanted to be ready
also I learned cannon fist right after taking the screenshot, so I think I’m a bit stronger
oh okay, thanks for answering
The first boss is easy
No you dumbass it’s the hardest bossfight in the game
I really don’t know why the acid tsunamis in the fourth phase were necessary
Or the acid rain move in the fifth one
Okay, so—you’re pretty underleveled for this. Strictly speaking, it’s possible, but I can’t recommend facing him right now. If you insist on doing so, then here are some recommendations so you don’t lose your mind:
A) Stay moving at all times. Use your mobility options to be difficult for the boss to hit. A lot of his attacks are made for catching players that prefer to stand still, so don’t do that.
B) There are natural hazards in his arena. Yeah, I know; it’s horseplop, but you have to deal with it. You’ll see a campfire pretty quickly. Don’t go near it at all, it deals damage based on your Max HP, so it’s hazardous regardless of your build.
C) Be mindful of how you charge your energy. A lot of novices make the mistake of doing so right out in the open. Generally, you want to charge away from the enemy, preferably by dodging away preemptively, then doing so when they’re in the endlag of an attack.
D) Try to keep a cool head. You will probably fail a lot given your weak build. Remember that getting overly aggressive won’t help you here.
Hope this helps!
My advice:
Go warrior
Get yourself a musket
Well you said you did have cannonfist so go warlord
You get to have a hand cannon I think I dunno probably fandom wiki misinformation
Really well I used the ultimate skill technique of running away and spamung with magic
You will need to call a couple of friends for this one.
He took my solution away 
Adding onto this, try to keep a high ground for the acid tide attack, but stay close to the hut or other cover if he does acid rain
“Cry some more.”
-Heavy, Team Fortress 2
is this a joke post
No of course not
Finally bro pinged dudeman instead of fartman
You’re in my prayers
Why 