An unbiased opinion and summary of magics but I try my hardest to piss everyone off

[modernsuperknight]

Did not feel pissed off as a poison user.
1/10 smh

[Joseph6971]

all of these piss me off
i don’t even use some of these and i’m literally enraged

[UnitVector]

Sorry but you forgot to insult the people that picked paper because they thought it would be goofy and usable only because it gives bleed but instead got treated to a journey to funky town when they discovered it’s actually good.

[Level]

Nothing bad about acid metamancers. Let’s fucking go.

[PuraFira]

bruh

[Jaxxy_Race]

[Geko]

the greatest list ever
but i have to disagree with wind, it prevents high jumps

[TotallyNotANerd]

@ThatAsianInTheCorner

you probably own a Trigno body pillow

Well, to be honest I didn’t like Trigno at all.

@ThatAsianInTheCorner

either that or you’re a bastard who uses nothing but meta magics, until the current update, when magma got a huge nerf, and you’re probably curled up on your bed crying about how bad vetex is as a developer and how he’s pretty much satan because he nerfed your meta magic.

What are you talking about? Magma still is THE ONE AND ONLY meta magic. It looks so good that your opponents can’t focus on anything other than admiring its beauty. The only problem is that you can’t stop admiring it either…

[TheoreticalExistence]

I chose explosion magic and I still have no idea what the references are.
Why did I choose it then? Simple, I saw it could make mushroom clouds and liked the idea of nuke magic.

[Cr4zyW4rrior]

where did my ego go

[Fiter120]

@ThatAsianInTheCorner

Light
you can’t aim. that’s it, you can’t aim for shit. that’s the only reason why you run a fast asf magic. it’s a crutch. there’s also a reason why it tickles on hit. it’s a crutch. and I swear to chin chin, the next person who creates a thread complaining that light does shit damage is getting flagged.

I’m a said boi now
Lowkey feeling like light got one of the hottest roasts here along with magma, paper and lightning

[Zel]

@ThatAsianInTheCorner

Water

few and far between. it might take a bit of time to find a water user. But seriously, outside of 2nd magic, why would you even use this? it’s primary usage is that it has fantastic synergy with other magics, so why even bother making it your first magic?

Yeah water is probably a shitty choice for a first magic but I chose it for the nostalgia

[Pip]

Who needs a fast magic when you can spam self explosions xP

[Pedro]

get p blocked loser

[arifatdbz]

@ThatAsianInTheCorner

you probably own a Trigno body p

I don’t can I have one

@ThatAsianInTheCorner

you’re a bastard who uses nothing but meta magics

tbh I didn’t even know what meta meant until last week

[Several_people]

hey man, you can’t hurt me any more than the knowledge that I willingly picked snow magic already has.

[Pedro]

you picked snow magic

[Several_people]

i picked snow magic

[liu]

snow magic

[ThatAsianInTheCorner]

nah it was
your reply was glorious