Animal alignment charts

the only reason I put orcas/dolphins in neutral evil instead of chaotic evil is because they don’t freaking kill humans on sight. They could but they haven’t (except at marine parks a few times) They smart enough to figure out what they should kill and what they shouldn’t. Thouhg they lean heavily towards chaotic evil but not quite for me.

I’d say chaotic neutral honestly

there’s no male dolphins in those swim with dolphins places

because they kept wrapping a thing (it’s got a fuckton of muscles there for some reason) around some people while they were swimming

mmmmmm that aint good. maybe chaotic evil

eviler than goats

I dont know how bats are good necessarily but I get the choatic

they kill mosquitos.

^ and flies

Spread rabies while stopping malaria

very few bats have rabies. also very few bats bite people.

but they have been responsible for 70% of all rabies cases in the past 60 years

counterpoint: Covid-19

chimps deserve to take the chaotic evil spot

Honey badgers

no, no they really aint got nothing on dolphins

what if they shared it

:star: the more you know :star:

rabies is really easy to treat. if you get bitten tell a doctor and then get the vaccine. It takes about a year before symptoms appear and by that point its to late,

humans eating the bats.

not chaotic evil. they are absolutely insane. Give them their space and they leave you alone. For the most part.