Animal alignment charts

You heard about the one that got mauled by a lion and after getting medical treatment from humans went back out and threatened the same one again?

right.Guess they do hold grudges. Chaotic neutral then.

capybara is such a powerful force of good it can’t even be ranked smh :pensive: :pray:

nah capybaras are lawful good

fair

other animals

spiders would be a neutral good hear me out

bearded dragons lawful good

sharks lawful good

cockroaches neutral evil

mosquitoes chaotic evil

my dog winston is a chaotic neutral

but for other dogs probably lawful neutral

most chiuauas are chaotic evil though those little shitheads are awful I want to punt them to the moon

humans are literally true neutral, we can be anything.

octopuses are lawful neutral

pufferfish are neutral good

trees are lawful or chaotic good

mushrooms are kinda complicated, mold would easily be a neutral evil, while something like enoki mushrooms (the tiny white strand things you see at the supermarket) or like oyster mushrooms are more neutral good.

last I checked neither mushrooms or trees are animals.

idc

sharks ain’t lawful good. I’d say chaotic good. Their curiosity has killed.

cockroaches neutral. they mindin their own business yet we hate on dem.

okay thats more fair

spiders being neutral good does make sense tho right

mmmmmm. yes. they murder mosquitos.
snakes fall into chaotic good/neutral except a few (black mambas and water moccasins are aggresive)

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Wow team work

wholesome nature

symbiotic relationships

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If you ask me, it’s more of a slave contract.

Except slaves could actually beat their masters if they weren’t scared of revolting. That frog gonna do nothin to the tarantula.

yeaahh…
Arguably, the frog might be able to get away if it runs fast enough. Although, the spider probably would keep it deep inside its webs(assuming since its smart enough to keep a slave)

basically the frog kills the spiders enemies.

Spider=US government
Frog=Teenagers in the military

that is a horrifically good example