ANOTHER 5 REASONS(5=50÷10) WHY NOBLE KEEPS WINNING(how? hoW?)

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HERE ARE ANOTHER 5 BEST REASON WHY NOBLE KEEPS WINNIN.

  1. NOBLE PHANTASM MEMBERS ARE OUR MOTIVATORS: Even though they’re considered the best… strongest people in our guild, they’re our personal mascots that motivates us to keep going! They really… REALLY… love making cute catgirl noises and oh… we have one particular person named… Fiery… he loves taking in cummies and is a masochist herself! Everyone in Phantasm relieves our pains and nightmares at the worst times, they fix it for us!

  2. WE STILL TAX PEOPLE: Yeah. We still tax people for fun, we take all the Carptel’s fishes, Cooking Association’s food, and your money as well! Why are you guys still angry over it??!? Get over it.

  3. IT HAS A SECRET SIDE :flushed:: One secret we have in particular is we love you all! Although we are hated and loved from different people we know, we still have boyfriends and we love the entire community of Vetex’s Discord!

  4. WE HAVE FUNNYMEN: Funnymen or entertainers exist in our guild! They provide us the best images they have to offer and make fun of our own members as well! Nico has nice poof images, they’re adorable :heart_eyes:! Also don’t forget our chinchillas, they like chinchillin!!

  5. WE GOT NEW RECRUITS!!!: Other than BigFriendlyTyrant. We also got new recruits, such as BigFriendlyTyrant, Spider_Language, Versen(helpless, but cute), Coyote Peterson(Our zoologist that joined Noble recently), and Mal… uhhh; Mal dude! They are trained to be the number one best people in all of Magius!

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING ON MORE REASONS WHY NOBLE KEEPS WINNING. SEEYA LATER AND I LOVE YOU GUYS. NYA~!!! NYAAA~!!! NYUMMMMMMMMM~!!!

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chinchillin :sunglasses:

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chinchillin :sunglasses:

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These never fail to entertain.

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how

how

chinchilla chinchillin

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noooo!!! Stop taxing us 90% of our food :frcryin:

Noble still winnin though since you got spider language now :sunglasses:

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Noble simply wins by doing everything.

maybe if you were chinchillin we would reduce the taxes to 87%

chinchillin :sunglasses:

Noble Phantasm collects taxes??
Well damn, guess noble losing then

Deal

we chinchillin now :sunglasses:

chinchillin forever!!!

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i hate society

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NOT MY FISH
STOP PLEASE

golden cock rod
Well, at least the Golden Cock Rod is safe.
hopefully.

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sorry bro you can’t have a good guild if mal is in it :frcryin:

oh god oh fuck

the carptel fish storage is empty again

how could this happen

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Heh, should have paid your taxes on time.

slams keyboard angrily

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