Anyone else flat out incapable of getting a j*b?

Was starting to think I was just unlucky, but thankfully zormego told me that this is a huge issue.

Point is: do you struggle getting a job?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Somewhat
  • Playing AO is my job
0 voters

Anyways, sorry for like the 4th topic today.

1 Like

I don’t have to work yet but it shouldn’t be a problem especially since my parents own a farm

Lucky.

Yuh, also studying for ELE.10 certificate qualifies me for quite a lot of jobs

İ havent tried getting a job yet thankfully but this is a issue thats on rise in all around the world from what i know so not much of a advice but dont feel guilt over this

huh what lalalalalalalalalalala the job market is fine lalalalalallaalalalallaa idk what you’re talking about lalalalalalalalalalala[1]


  1. spoiler: it’s not ↩︎

Looking for entry jobs (maccas, kfc, etc) is easier when you’re still a minor, as they can get away with paying far less

Look for employment in areas with high demand and low people. Example is like, here in Australia, Security is desperate for people right now. so getting training to do that, then looking for a job, should snag you something

4 Likes

Wake up to reality.

Apparently people pay a lot for pressure washing stuff but I dunno :confused:

There I am, Gary, there I am!!!

Been eyeing doing bartending for a bit, since even though I can get overwhelmed decently quickly on a bad day, it can pay pretty well when taking tips into account, but I need a license for it, and most state-sponsored programs for that license are paid. Hard to get into that, when I already don’t have a job.

Also specified earlier that I need to borrow a car if I ever sign up to be an Uber driver for a reason, because the truck I drive normally is a 2-door, single-bench-seat truck.

Uber requires four doors for all drivers. The world really said “fuck this guy in particular.”


Speaking of jobs, my older sister got laid off late last year (she was the only worker who wasn’t connected to rich folks or [allegedly] the mafia), and it took her eight months to find another one. She also had to drop $5,000 soon after on just applying for medical school to become a doctor, and not one school accepted her, which is just bullshit on top of two pre-existing layers of bullshit.

Say it with me: there is no mismanagement by older generations

It’s only going to get worse with the push by tech bros for A.I. meant to completely replace human workers too.

We’re all just fucked on a cataclysmic level.

3 Likes

we have bigger issues at hand like my next forum quiz

so i found a listing for a cat sitter job from some app meant specifically for people to find cat sitters. Sounds good, especially since I already have seven cats at home, right?

$29 for the profile review fee before cat sitting requests can be made. I DON’T HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE THINGS

In blazes did Bart ever do to you?

3 Likes

They WANT YOU TO PAY THEM TO EVEN APPLY???

How flipping asinine do you have to be to be all “oh, hmmm, you peasantry must make it worth my while if you wish for me to even consider your application that I desperately need”?

Once I finish university I will have no problems getting a job

I also had a job before i started uni and didnt struggle getting that either

bro in pshe this halfterm it’s been all about like money and shit and ive not really taken a great deal away form it other than

“oh yea when y’all are old enough to live your lives you’re genuinely so fucked lmfaoooo”

so yeah, not thrilled about that

and that’s without even considering ai

What I do is do what I want (Game dev) then utilize tactics of seizing informal authority (making people like and rely on you) to prepare for your eventual promotion of seizing formal authority!

It’s flawless and works easy as hell, I’ve even been doing a bunch of training and research in multiple different fields (STEM, Writing, Art, Religion, Psychology, etc) to reach my goal of being head game designer.

See you all when I win the game awards in like 5 years, losers. They’ll be mentioning me in the same sentences as Hideo Kojima!

I cannot formulate a singular thought on A.I. that’s not “burn it all down”. Not because I’m unwilling to analyze the subject critically, but because that’s the conclusion critical analysis brings me to.

3 Likes