hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby level comparison
the teen in question is a antagonist that has been built up for the entire game so far and had people thinking they’d appear in a much later chapter, is able to kill us in one hit without a very specific item (that undyne doesnt have), and is the hardest boss in the game, meanwhile undyne is basically just a random from the street.
also all the sports imagery and stuff with dess being described as a very sporty person
reason why carol cannot be the Knight: Carol wouldn’t aurafarm. The Knight aurafarms to an absurd degree
circular reasoning as hell bruh
If and only if Dess can beat up Undyne and the Fun Gang, does that prove that Dess can beat up Undyne and the Fun Gang.
And have we not followed the belief that Dess is the one described by Spamton’s message for a long time? “Can anyone hear me? Help”
Perhaps you forget the themes such as “Lost Girl” or “FindHer.ogg”, tied directly to her guitar? Also tied to the gacha machine secret which depicts an object reminiscent of a guitar pick?
I will say, the time placement helps disprove it, but it’s not right to say it’s Dess.
could also be the real spamton crying for help while being a puppet
asides from Dess being missing, we have no clue how long she has been gone for, that message could easily be some memory of the past.
depending on how long dess has been in the dark world before figuring out how to leave, who knows how she could have changed.
Anyway, we are only around halfway into the game still, there are a lot of bits of information that we don’t have yet
i was referring to me shitting on you, r u stupid
How can you in good conscience talk to people like this?
weren’t you the one who made a racist comment that got you suspended
How many times are you gonna bring that up as if it makes it okay for you to have a reviled personality?
i’ve never brought it up before but as many times as I have to (i never got suspended haha)
can you please stop replying i genuinely don’t feel like typing something just to contradict you and ur kind of cring 
that explains the incompetence in your replies.
Stock seems actually quite nice now if I’m being honest
I’m sure you’re usually better but throughout this thread all I’ve seen of you is you being a prick to Stock for the hell of it
Honestly the worst they get is kind of overly cynical
The main issue people have with them is they seem to be a never ending well of takes hot enough to melt tungsten
Bro wym Quartz mixer IT HASN’T EVEN BEEN ADDED IN GAME YET
I had come up with this exact idea earlier!! the knight would prob be a shadow/equinox conjurer
to give my two cents:
Kris would be a warrior (duh)
Ravenna greatsword, Ravenna tower shield, regular iron dagger
build would probably be power, defense and resistance
Susie would be a basic warlord, lots of power and defense, she’s the bruiser of the team
As for ralsei, we dont have much to work with, but maybe merciful fire paladin?
build would probably everything but power and piercing
My favorite berdly scene is the one where i turned him into an ice cube 
I could also use dual swords, since the knight did slice off tenna’s arms, which is basically twin crescents/mirrored river
On an unrelated note, gerson would deff be a warrior with a vindicator and 500 agility, if only it still worked…
I love this and I greatly respect the boldness of operating off the undeniable truth that Dess is the Knight
