What Book ?
a fucking book called “Posted”
Flex Tape magic
ancient magic
stats:
1.1x damage
1.4x speed
1.1x size
does not destroy structures or terrain
leaves puddles of tape that slow down opponents by 50% and lowers high jump height by 30%
boss idea:
Phil swift, overlord of the war seas
50,000 HP
level 2,500
weapons/magics
Flex tape magic
attacks:
Flex tape canon: a simple blast. 550 damage
Tape Ending: a placed pillar explosion. 680 damage
Flex Beatdown: a flurry of 50 punches, each doing 15 damage
Flex covering: covers a random 8th of the arena in flex tape.
Ultimate art: Flex Tape Annihilation: a self blast, sphere. does 1270 damage
Drops: Phil swift’s can of flex tape, throws out a puddle of flex tape at the cursor
“I sawed this wizard in half!”
power: 1.3 + seasoned DoT
speed: 0.7
clash: excellent
size: 1.4
applies the “seasoned” effect which can only be cleared by water type magics, increases damage taken from heat based magic.
draconic scales will shatter after too much trauma from all attack types, firing a blizzard of taco shell shards in a semi-large radius that deals high damage to enemies
now that’s a lot of damage
Actually it’s very low, in WoM/AO our Magic Damage is more than twice our level and his is a fourth of his level
How about Grey Ash variation?
Magic variations must have an icon
I need a description
Finished making my own boss
it was a reference you bum
I know the meme, I was just saying that it’s actually very low
you do not know how much willpower I am restraining right now to put a nerd emoji
And me to put a shoe emolgi
I want shoe emojee 
wait, you does bosses too?
What about weapons?