I am semi- red green colorblind so I can’t tell the difference between greenish yellow like some apples and actual green (ex: gold delicious apples look the same as Granny Smiths)
So how many times have you tried to eat a golden apple ingame…
Bro forgot about rarities (also I have none because the game hates me)
Too real…
We could have sucked each other off about how right we were… you squandered it…
Also morock doesn’t solo broken floorboards
I’m not even posting an ayo emoji genuinely what the fuck
Morock solos your fat fucking mother
Out of context metaphor 
Wrong, my mother solos broken floorboards so she can therefore beat morock
If she can beat morock then… tttthen… oh god… we’re doomed!!!
WANNA KNOW WHO ELSE IS DOOMED!?
Sentence
Doom… 
THE FEMALE PARENTAL FIGURE WHO IS RAISING ME! Amirite
Gah! Don’t say ‘female’ here, you’ll attract the teenagers!
One, I am a teenager, 2 they’d say they screwed my mom regardless
1: I am too
2: I am a hypocrite
Are you though
