A little yikesy with the ‘great continent of Europe’ thing. Apples are good bc they taste good…
Apparently it won’t let me make multiple quotes so lemme say this instead of responding to the rest of the debate
Lucky 13 apples are goated 
But fuck apple pie tbh
On god.
I can respect people who like apples, they just don’t deserve their status as THE fruit
Also red apples restoring less hunger in game than green apples is bull crap. Green apples are superior
I see a contradiction here
I am semi- red green colorblind so I can’t tell the difference between greenish yellow like some apples and actual green (ex: gold delicious apples look the same as Granny Smiths)
So how many times have you tried to eat a golden apple ingame…
Bro forgot about rarities (also I have none because the game hates me)
Too real…
We could have sucked each other off about how right we were… you squandered it…
Also morock doesn’t solo broken floorboards
I’m not even posting an ayo emoji genuinely what the fuck
Morock solos your fat fucking mother
Out of context metaphor 
Wrong, my mother solos broken floorboards so she can therefore beat morock
If she can beat morock then… tttthen… oh god… we’re doomed!!!
WANNA KNOW WHO ELSE IS DOOMED!?
Sentence
Doom… 
THE FEMALE PARENTAL FIGURE WHO IS RAISING ME! Amirite
Gah! Don’t say ‘female’ here, you’ll attract the teenagers!