One, I am a teenager, 2 they’d say they screwed my mom regardless
1: I am too
2: I am a hypocrite
Are you though
No…
I’m not even line bro 
Also it was a metaphor 
Or right my bad i meant evil lion
Actually it’s a idiom because you getting sucked off will never happen…
True…
Missed my chance with that smug forum curses arcade machine, it’s over…
Back to apples!
Pears are literally just apples but better. Nobody can change my mind on this. Yet they only got second place in the iconic fruit competition
Bro did NOT try the lucky 13 apples from that one columbus farmers market… and it shows…
Did YOU try the PEARS from that one Columbus farmers market
asian pears are goated
You don’t know the first thing about that one columbus farmers market
Wait which columbus
im not giving my location!!11
Only in Ohio…
yes, it is great gng
He’s been summoned.
Uhhhh morock bad (I love ragebait)