Welcome aboard Arcane Airlines, our pilot has highly combustive magic on this standard aircraft, at least he knows to keep it away from the control panel.
Please stay in your seat for a suitable amount of time, we’ll be taking flight off the Old Seas soon, with our destination being the sands of Newground island in the Seven Seas.
This does mean we’ll also experience a lot of turbulence over the Dark Sea.
You’ll just have to deal with that!