Welcome aboard Arcane Airlines, our pilot is likely drunk but at least he knows how to fly during his inebriation.
Please stay in your seat for a suitable amount of time, we’ll be taking flight off the Old Seas soon, with our destination being the sands of Newground island in the Seven Seas.
This does mean we’ll also experience a lot of turbulence over the Dark Sea.
You’ll just have to deal with that!
Attempt 2 - Arcane Airlines - Attempt 2 - #61 by wildecat2005
we gon die here aren’t we?
it’d be nice to turn a 100% mortality rate into a 99.99% one
ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!
(hijacking the plane)
“There appears to be a person trying to hijack the fucking plane, just fucking fantastic!”
Attention all passengers :
“Also due to budget cuts none of us have insurance.”
I have ejected the pilot and am seated at the controls
So how do you drift a plane?
“Ligma balls.”
You’re hit with an Equinox beam.
“G” (complete sentence)
“Hands up this is a robbery”
My head pops out of the center of the control panel because I am a vital part of the airplane
“You can’t drift a plane, but here, I’ll give you some help.”
I generate a Computer Monitor on top of the control panel and it begins running google maps. Unfortunately, it also has Bonzi Buddy installed so the Monitor then proceeds to explode
Oh! I’m sure Kash knows how we can do that
who’s kash?
“Okay so the plane has been hijacked, is currently being robbed, and we’re going into freefall.”
“To call this ‘mayday’ would be a fucking understatement.”
“Good news, we’re going over the dark sea.”
“Bad news… we’re going over the dark sea…”
(3 characters)
“Everyone hold on for dear life we are experiencing turbulence.”
“…and if we don’t drive this thing out of the way soon we are going to fly RIGHT INTO A TORNADO.”
don’t worry this plane runs on taitc brand autopilot best autopilot ever
the autopilot saves the plane but it kills 5 orphans stowed away in the baggage compartment
“Give me all your jewels or im gonna nuke you out of the plane”
I jiggle the control stick or whatever and yank it hard left
“Also who knew bringing Equinox magic was a horrible idea.”
The control panel is fucking busted.
I turn the plane into a barrel role with my willpower and imagination