You find a foodcrate:
x3 conch shells
Talk to ren
Lord elius in his second phase
The NPC boat captain driving his caravel straight into a rock and sinking
Castaways begging for help despite being a few meters away from palo town
general argos
listen to this while reading
traders explaining why their arcsphere is worth 3 commodre kai sabres and a clean sunken chestplate
Morden vs julian
The random ass criminal 400 meters away when they see you merely minding your own business (you want their bounty obviously so now they’re coming to fight you)
Players after the Prince revon boss battle (they are traumatized from the sheer difficulty of the fight)
scariest moment on akursius keep
Players on their way to make a sapphire alchemist conjurer file named walter white (it’s a hilarious and definitely not overdone reference to breaking bad)
Completing the tomato quest on ravenna:
least fat suncry player:
actually true tho
true. Except fish
Right except any fish that isn’t common
slandering
true
Why did you have to mismatch the colors
bruh fr 
Fort talos guards when they see literally a single piece of driftwood 1000 meters away from their castle
Silverhold guards when they see literally a single piece of driftwood 1000 meters away from their fortress (it looks evil)
