Archer's Chocolate Cake Recipe

Total Time

1 hr 20 min

Prep Time

25 minutes

Cook Time

35 minutes

Ingredients

for 12 servings

CAKE

  • 1 ½ cups flour

  • 1 cup dutch processed cocoa powder

  • 1 teaspoon salt

  • 1 ½ teaspoons baking soda

  • 1 tablespoon vanilla extract

  • 1 tablespoon espresso powder

  • 1 cup butter

  • 1 ½ cups sugar

  • 3 eggs

  • ½ cup mayonnaise

  • 4 oz dark chocolate, chopped

BUTTERCREAM

  • 1 ½ cups butter, softened
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
  • ½ cup dutch processed cocoa powder (or normal cocoa powder)
  • 5 cups powdered sugar
  • 5 tablespoons milk
  • fresh fruit, to decorate

Preparation

1. Grease and line three 8-inch (20 cm) cake tins with parchment paper.

2. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, cocoa powder, salt, baking soda, and baking powder. Set aside.

3. In a large glass measuring cup, combine the vanilla and espresso powder. Set aside.

4. In a large mixing bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until it is light and fluffy, about 5 minutes, scraping down the sides occasionally to ensure all the ingredients are being evenly creamed together.

5. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, ensuring each egg is fully incorporated before adding the next.

6. Add the mayonnaise and beat until the mixture is smooth and creamy.

7. Preheat oven to 325˚F (160˚C).

8. Alternate adding the prepared dry and wet ingredients to the batter. Starting with about ⅓ of the dry ingredients, beat until incorporated. Then add ⅓ of the liquid ingredients, mixing until the batter comes together. Continue until all the wet and dry ingredients have been incorporated. (Or just do it all at the same time if you're like that)

9. Using a rubber scraper, fold the dark chocolate chunks into the batter.

10. Distribute the batter evenly between the 3 prepared cake tins.

11. Bake for about 35 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean.

12. Place the cakes on a cooling rack and leave to cool for about 10-15 minutes, until the outside of the pan is cool enough to touch.

13. Once the cakes have cooled, loosen the edges using a butter knife. Then place a large plate over the tin and invert to release the cake from the pan. Remove the parchment paper from the bottom of the cake and slide the cake back onto the cooling rack to cool completely. Repeat for the remaining two layers.

14. While your cakes are cooling, prepare the buttercream.

15. In a large bowl, beat together the butter and vanilla.

16. Gradually add in the cocoa powder, powdered sugar, and milk, continuously beating until all the ingredients have been incorporated and the frosting is light and fluffy.

17. Frost and decorate to your liking.

18. Slice and serve.

19. EAT

forgot the part where ur supposed to take a massive shit in the bowl so the cake gets extra flavor

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Cat Bread’s Awesome Scrambled Eggs

Total Time
~5min

Prep Time
1-2 min

Cook Time
2-3 min

Ingredients
for 1 serving

  • 3 eggs
  • 1 tbsp of butter/margarine, butter recommended
  • 1 large spoonful of sour cream, up to preference though
  • hint of salt and pepper, up to prefrence
  • thyme, optional

Preparation

  1. Crack your three eggs and put 1 tbsp of butter onto a non-stick pan.
  2. Turn on the heat on high for 30 seconds.
  3. While turning the heat on high, scramble the eggs and butter. Be sure to scrape the bottom of the pan while doing this.
  4. After 30 seconds, put the pan off the stove for 15 seconds, make sure to stir it.
  5. Repeat 2 to 4 about 3-4 times. My personal prefrence to scrambled eggs is to stop when the scrambled egg is very slightly watery.
  6. Put in the sour cream immediately after you are done cooking the egg so the egg cools down. Stir it while doing this.
  7. Shake some salt and pepper onto the dish. Be sure to not overseason it.
  8. Plate it.
  9. If you have some thyme, put it on as garnish.
  10. EAT

I have never heard of mayonnaise in a cake before…

Guess you learn new things every day after all

It makes the cake taste wayyy richer, and it doesn’t taste like mayonaise

no thanks

Desired’s Burger Recipe

Ingredients: Get 10 dollars and get a car

Step 1. Drive to Wendy’s
Step 2. Order a meal
Step 3. Enjoy it

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wow

this looks pretty dang delicious

Ya, sure…
Ngl the rest of it sounds delicious though