Are Iris and Morden poor as hell?

After I was done grinding drachma and what not, I realized that… holy shit how are we this good at getting bands??? An amnesiac obtaining wealth a citizen can only dream of in only a year of work?? Naturally I looked at the two of our friends to see how they’re getting their money up but i have come to a conclusion that these two are actual broke bitches.

The whole thing about morden getting the death curse with a rowboat is funny and all but then you realize that your humble friend is still sitting in a rowboat while you’re sailing in a caravel. Iris’s situation seems more confusing as we don’t quite see what boat she uses (If anyone knows do tell me) but going off logic she would be just as broke. For most of the story it’s us that get all the coins while Morden and Iris go off alone into some fuck ass place. I don’t think anyone even bothered to ask them if they need the dramcha or not because it would be quite stupid to ask the three heroes that acording to the Agora, went through an entire sea and all that. “Come on they ought to already have enough for themselves, right?”

Share your research about their wealth below, maybe i’m missing a detail.

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yeah they didn’t invest into their fleet and played in .10 servers before they got wiped out for unlimited wealth

Morden and Iris looking at Silas operating enough ships to conquer The Grand Gravy, looking over an entire guild of followers, finding treasure of legendary origin and conquering The Dark Sea, while theyre struggling to make enough money to eat proper food

You should know by now that Morden and Iris are incapable of doing anything on their own

Unless the plot demands otherwise.

Then Morden gets life curse because haha imagine if our funny person gets to decide who lives and dies amirite

They may be cardboard cutouts, but they’re our cardboard cutouts

I see those brokies including neviro as Freeloaders