Ask me questions about pokemon

inspired by this: What is your favorite pokemon? - #52 by sandal

anyways ask me anything about pokemon because I am bored and I know too much about this game.

some disclaimers:

my understanding for the lore of some games is low so don’t get mad if i don’t know that bingus bongus used his registeel to stop billy bob’s kyogre from doing shit that would have ended the world

please nothing fucking weird like “oh hey would u rather fuck lopunny or gardevoir guh huh”

also im human too so don’t expect immediate response

what is your least favourite pokemon

zacian-crowned

i fucking hate it.

zacian is another reason i like ditto too.

ditto is like one of the few counters for this fucking awful embodiment of power creep that never needed to exist

fav generation

hmmm thats a tough one…

probably generation 5, since those games were like super fun and they introduced a lot of great pokemon

generation 7 was pretty neat as well

favourite pokemon type?

i have 4:

ghost

normal

fairy

water

least favourite pokemon type

i don’t really dislike any pokemon types…

but probably like… dark types since they’re supposed to be inherently evil or something

golisopod is my favorite pokemon and i’m curious on what you think about it

oh i love that big bastard.

his typing is good defensively and he has the stats to do decently well if not amazing in trick room as a calyrex counter (he learns wide guard so that blocks glacial lance, also, he resists ice) the only issue is… well…

emergency exit is a stupid ability and he should have like some kind of alternative one even if it isn’t great

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opinions on alolan ninetales and thievul?

personally something like araquanid is better since it has the same typing, good stats defensively and for trick room, and it has a really fucking broken ability, it also learns wide guard

alolan ninetales: cute i guess

theivul: legitimately no real reason why this should even exist or use it

araquanid has lower stats tho so idk they kinda neck and neck but have potential

uh do you liek mudkipz

they cant seem to make up their mind on what dark type is supposed to be because half of it is just dark as in primitive or reckless fighting (for the moves anyways) whilst the other is actual dark in color or nature

like for example: hone claws, sucker punch, payback, bite; that stuff isn’t “evil,” just a bitter way of fighting i guess. the only move that comes to mind that’s actually “dark” to me is dark pulse

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