I don’t know how to make videos (I’m sped don’t blame me) so uh, I’ll manually make this.
Smallest Spider in Australia (overused meme istg):
Strongest soldier in the Australian Army (Another very overused one):
Cairns’ Tourism Industry when global warming causes the Great Barrier Reef to bleach out:
Burger King when Jack is Hungry:
The Weather in Melbourne every 2 minutes:
“Things to do in South Australia” (Don’t ban me misinput. You all have great wineries):
Foreigners when an Aussie mentions “AFL”:
The Northern Territory trying to convince people why statehood is good for them:
When you don’t vote in elections:
How every Aussie primary school taught the directions of a compass:
Average Australian politician when they go out in public:
Least busy day in Bondi Beach:
Youth Criminals after being bailed for the 69,420th time:
Most appetizing Australian “Food” (It’s fire):
Australia trying to come up with a normal name for their Capital (It means women’s breasts):
The Australian Army when they realize they’ll forever be known for losing to a bunch of off-brand ostriches, and not for their heroic victories:
Banjo Paterson writing the most fire poem (Waltzing Matilda) only for barely anyone to know about it:
Marie Cowan composing the best variation of the tune to Waltzing Matilda only for some other song to become the national anthem:
Gina Rinehart, Clive Palmer and other billionaires on their yachts when 568 coal miners had just died:
The only reason why Australia’s economy is afloat (we can die at any time):
I might make a part two where I focus on Melbourne specifically, but yeah, I’m done for today. Have a good one guys.
