Be of Value to the Forums!

Have you ever sent a reply that was shunned as worthless?
Have you ever made a topic that has received no attraction whatsoever?
If so, then this thread is for you! Consider it your holy book to the forums, because THIS is how you won’t be wasting your time on it.

Defining Value

Hmmmm… just what is this mysterious concept that we refer to as ‘value’?
One can ponder this question all they want and still not find an answer for… various reasons.
I’ll tell you what it is;

Value is simply how useful something is. In other words, it’s how useless it isn’t.

REVOLUTIONARY INFORMATION!!
So what do you do now?

Evaluating a Post’s Worth

Well, you can only do so if you have common sense, and I don’t know how to make you evaluate that by yourself.
Begin by asking yourself the following questions:

If it's a topic

Has this topic been made before? If it has, is my information new? If it is, is the topic still open for replies?
What kind of topic is it? Do you seek to resolve a problem or to start a discussion?
Is your topic still relevant?

If it's a reply

Has this reply been made before?
Is this reply on-topic?
Is this reply helpful?
Is this reply clear enough to be understood by anyone?
Is this reply respectful?
Is this reply better off being turned into a message or a channel (TL3+)?

There probably is plenty more questions to be asked before making a topic or a reply, but I trust that you can find them in my stead.

With at least a portion of these questions of answered (and some common sense), can you still say that what you are about to send (or what you have already sent) is of value?

  • If yes, congratulations, you’ve added value to the forums (and to your presence within them).
  • If not, don’t even send this message, delete it right now if you have!

Afterwords

Congratulations! You’ve (hopefully) read through this post and found out about l̴̺̼̼͊̀͒i̵̡̘͑́̚͜t̴͕̠͕͒͐̕e̵̟͉͔̽́̐r̵̢̝̙͐́͠a̸͚͓͊͋̈́͜l̸̡̞̼̓͋͝ c̸͎͎͕̓̈́͛o̸̠̟̟͐͊̓m̴̼̪̺̀̚͘m̴͍͙̈́͋̓ö̸͇̝͇́̈́̓n̸̪̝͕̐̈́͊ s̴̢͙̙̓̕͝e̵̪͉̾̈́͛͜n̸̫̺̈́͑͜͠s̴̻̠̓͑̕͜e̴͇̼͙͌̾͘ that you can make use of to improve the quality of your forum posts (and perhaps, even your day to day life).
I must thank you if you decide to apply this guide to your web activity, it would mean that there would be one less worthless influence decaying these forums into nothing but pungent trash.

Have a good rest of your day, it might be your last (seriously, two people die every second).

- Cordially, OP (come on, just scroll up a little)
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we’re not in the 2000s (unfortunately, but it’s not like you were around back then anyway) forums aren’t srs bsns anymore

Your reply didn’t follow the steps of my guide… in the replies to my guide? ಠ_ಠ

(╬▔皿▔)╯ I'm so mad that I will send this reply instead of using one of the twelve (12) reactions to... react to your reply!!!
You're an evil, food-eating, and extremely smooth blob! .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

but it did

Wow this sure is a post

Read the below post in a cockney accent ignore what stock says

Unfortunately Hyperspace has summoned me to cast judgement on you, and I ask that you read the following in an angry posh voice.

You fool, you buffoon, you twit! You think you can walk into MY space for discussions, and tell ME what I can say? Do you mean to demean me and my efforts to be entertained because you find them inferior to your “PROPER” and “REFINED” ways?!
You may not call me and my antics useless and bothersome and get away with it! I shall have your toenails ripped, your eyeballs dried, your esophagus salted, and your balls revoked!

Who put you on the planet? EUGH!

/j

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Pretty helpful, thanks :smiley: 🩵

cool

Mrreow nrow mtrup nay mreow mry nya?

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