Beating the Crap Out of Every Elemental

you do know that they’d probably give up mid run if they’re chasing you for no reason right?

They’re made of electricity, I don’t think they get tired

ok moving on to another elemental

wait so when hippocampuses stalk someone is it always a water wizard? or can it very rarely be others or things close to water

crocodiles, made of electricity…

my man, what world are you from?

Bro what crocodiles you seeing?

fixed it, but still, im pretty sure a non elemental crocodile is made of plasma

Yes, crocodiles do in fact have blood and are not made of electricity

Can a human outrun a crocodile ? The short answer is yes. “Most crocodiles can achieve 12–14kph for short periods,” says crocodile specialist Adam Britton, “which is slower than a fit human can run. So if you’re in reasonable shape, you could definitely outrun a croc .”

-from discoverwildlife.com

hmmmm…

omg they have blood? wow guys level just made scientific discovery of the year whooo hooo

Are you joking or are you so fucking stupid you don’t know what blood plasma is?

size difference would make the blast ineffective and, tbh, they’re far heavier than you could try to be so they’re not going to get flung by anything you produce without possessing the power to kill then outright

you underestimate the vigor of a gator by a mile. also, given that both are faster than you running at your top speed, no. they wouldn’t because they’d catch up to you very quickly

Iron Drake but understandable confusion

they don’t stalk people. they’re curious much the same a dolphin is but they really don’t care about you in the slightest. and while a wizard with one magic is more prone to meeting their specific Magic Elemental than someone without it is still a mere .1% chance. and remember that no Elemental actively seeks out humans and tend to avoid them

i confused which was faster (croc or gator, which was my mistake since crocs are larger and more aquatic), but even still in the short burst if you’re too close to either you’re in real danger

bro eat some soap please

It’s a bug with the glass shards where they get stuck in your body and you’re just floating in a direction

Is that how you got this stupid? By eating soap? You could’ve at least taken meth or some shit

i’m confused what you’re describing ngl

mouthwash

You know the glass shards rubble thing in WoM, sometimes that can get stuck in your character and then it just makes you float constantly towards 1 direction

o lmao, but that isn’t an intentional thing or “canonical” in that regard so it doesn’t really matter

who would win trigno or drake

Trigno’s literally a Curse user dating back to when Arthur was in the War Seas (presumably if he has books of him written in AO, located in the War Seas), so what do you think?

again i say: look at the power description i posted. if he exceeds the necessary power/skills then it’s an obvious yes

the guy we never mentioned: Chad galleon level 12 ice wizard

trigno and drake would wear out from fighting and chad would finish them off when they’re weak enough

use common sense and context from previous points here bud