I wish I could remember where I put that darn remote sometimes. It’d make my life a whole lot easier. Yesterday, someone stole my toast. I wonder if they took the remote too.
I did the usual drive around my new neighborhood, eating good food, and just taking a peaceful drive around the town.
A woman came up to my car.
“Sorry lady, I don’t have any… change on me.”
“Thomas… oh my gosh… What have they done to you?! Did they hurt you? Thomas, please listen to me. You need to take your car and drive away, NOW!”
“Thomas? My name isn’t Thomas, I’m Paul.”
This lady must be delirious or something. Suddenly, the radio turned on.
I hear a gunshot.
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Honestly, it’s such a peaceful day today. I take a walk to the grocery store to take in the fresh air. It’s not that I’m low on food, I just decided I’d treat myself today.
I think I’ll buy some duck dumplings, maybe eat it with some soy sauce.
As I continue walking, I spot an electronics center. I doubt I’ll be finding my remote anytime soon, so maybe I’ll buy a new one.
A new one.
I guess I can’t change.
I cough up 285 dollars and walk back to my car. I put the remote on my lap.
Such a peaceful day today.
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As I arrive home, I remember I forgot to buy a camera, curse at my mistake, and turn on the T.V.
Say, I haven’t watched the news in a while. A really, really long while. I don’t think I remember the last time I watched the news.
I turn the channel on to news.
“BREAKING NEWS! THE WAFFLE HOUSES NEW SCIENCE PROGRAM HAS GONE STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM! MANY FAMILIES ARE TRYING TO GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH THE PEOPLE WHO WERE EXPERIMENTED ON! HERE’S AN UPDATE OF THE LAWSUIT!”
Waffle House? I’ve never heard of it before. Maybe that’s because-
Huh? Waffle House…
" ‘Please, bring my Thomas back. My wife is dead, they found her shot somewhere on the ground. I don’t know what I’ll do if I don’t get him back right now! Please, please!’
That’s from one of the victims. Many clients are threatening to sue The Waffle House, but many of them are not financially privileged to do so. We have started a fund for these victims, and if you’d like to help, you can donate too. Our goal is 1,500,000 million dollars(not for each)!"
Thomas… Waffle House…?
Suddenly, the T.V shut down. So did all the lights.
Ah.
Maybe I’ll make some more toast.
Meanwhile…
An infamous “bandit” was plotting.
Currently, he has his eyes set on the white house.