first, there was nothing.
then, there was this thing.
feel free to issue it a command in the replies. it can hear you.
hmmm…
make a “:3” face
grow a pair of wings
i wasnt sure it had a mouth, but it seems to have done as you asked.
I give it a cookie 
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HE IS KNOCKED REAPER BELL HIM REAPER REAPER REAPER
again, i wasn’t sure that was possible, but it followed through somehow.
it appears to be enjoying itself.
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Grow noticeably larger and size and gain 4 more eyes.
your words have manifested.
it appreciates your generous gift.
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it does not want to, but does it anyways.
…is it even the one carrying out these requests? some of them are clearly impossible.
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Make him become a fool (April 1st incident)
Grow a comically large bell out of its head that explodes the head of anyone who hears its toll. 
little creature, do the Inverted Spectrum trick! I taught my Doberman it and now he can change colors : D
give him a friend
force him to eat a spicy hot chip
he doesn’t appreciate this treatment.
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weirdly specific and somewhat dangerous as it is, your wish has been fulfilled. but at least there’s nobody to hear it.
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I know what I like in a guy.
ask it how it’s doing
he’s glad someone has issued a command that doesn’t directly negatively affect him for once. it doesn’t help him either, but at least it doesn’t harm him.
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