Do a quadruple backflip, unsheathe a katana, and slice 2 men in half at once.
give him a fear of the color yellow
he should have fear
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Make him paint happy little trees
give it magic
Give it anothee deadly musical instrument
he spits up all his friends.
KING: “Finally, a pleasant command!”
KING: "Wait, what’s that?
“oh.”
Create a bard that retells the story of events thus far (I was away for a bit so idk what happened)
Also immediately explode the bard after he finishes :)
KING: “This thing looks tough. Could you give me something to fight it with?”
an acorn.
KING: “That’s not very helpful.”
okay now make it into an rpg type fight and they have like moves and spells ans stuff
KING: “Oh?”
KING: “That’s more like it.”
it may not be very helpful now but
give that man a tome of plant manipulation magic so he can meld the acorn to mutate as he sees fit 
now turn him into zeus.
give one of the silly other guys a fez
Give the subjects a bunch of wooden swords but they’re sharp
give him muscles
the robot begins to take its first move.
however, just before the moment of impact…
KING: “Devastate!”
the robot is forced back. it lets out a large mechanical groan, seemingly in agony.
???: “You… crackle … need … crackle … die.”
their mechanical adversary lunges towards them, and the king leaps directly for its head.
with a massive mechanical clang, its mouth slams shut, enclosing the king inside. i would express doubt about his wellbeing, but i think we all know where this is going.
and there it is.
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make him summon a circle creature
no legs but has arms
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